Friday, May 15, 2009

Yea, I know...these are kinda' corny but still....

RED NECK MEDICAL TERMS
Artery - the study of paintings
Benign - what you be after you be eight
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria
Barium - What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan - Searching for kitty
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her
Colic - A sheep dog
Coma - A punctuation mark
D&C - Where Washington is
Dilate - To live long
Enema - not a friend
Fester - Quicker than someone else
Fibula - A small lie
Genital - Non-Jewish person
G.I. Series - World Series of military baseball
Hangnail - what you hang your coat on
Impotent - Distinguished, well known
Labor pain - getting hurt at work
Medical staff - a doctor's cane
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates
Node - I knew it
Outpatient - a person who has fainted
Papsmear - a fatherhood test
Pelvis - second cousin to Elvis
Post operative - a letter carrier
Recovery Room - place to do upholstery
Rectum - darn near killed him
Secretion - hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor
Tablet - a small table
Terminal Illness - getting sick at the airport
Tumor - More than one
Urine - Opposite of you're out
Varicose - Near by

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